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What a Djok!

The world’s No. 1 tennis player, Novak Djokovic, has withdrawn from the US Open.

The unvaxxed Djokovic is unable to enter the US Your new itinerary if you still wish to play: Fly to Mexico, walk across the Texas border and grab a bus to NYC. Once there, shake hands with the mayor who will put you up in a free hotel room.

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By Monday afternoon you will be serving aces. You may even get a new cell phone out of this. You’re welcome!

Tata to Tatis.

Betting on Baseball?

The Padres are moving on. Sean Manaea pitched a gem (one run over seven) in his last start. Hoping for a duplicate performance in KC

Play 20 units on the Padres and 10 units on the Mariners.

Robbie Ray enters off back to back wins and seeks a third against the visiting Guardians.


Walk on! Down 2-0 the Twins tied the game in the ninth inning then won it in the 10th on three straight walks. Final 3-2 over the Giants. Winner. Up +1,537 garygaettis.

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